Friday, October 11, 2013

Prepare for War: Enter the Mihas Prequel

He walked with a particular expression, a confident smile like he had just bench pressed the world.  That been there done that, you should join me next time kind of swagger.  His presence in any situation sets the sociological tone.  A world champion Mike Mihas who exudes an advantageous charisma of the perfect friend and dependable comrade in war.  Whatever the case may be, he rarely accepts no for an answer.  (Thankfully he no longer dates)  Almost a year has gone by since “Enter the Mihas: the PACS story”.  Before the next chapter, we must first add a prequel that culturally explains the dynamic in our combative niche throughout many shared relationships and experiences. 

Mike Mihas convinced me to become a Jiu Jitsu bum after I had already retired!  That’s right, I had quit such extremes.  The day to day fatigue, sleeping in cars, showering wherever you had access to water; this is the lifestyle of a professional grappler who doesn’t have access to professional level gyms.  This is how we won living in a region devoid of combative knowledge.  I had lived this way for a very long time, but after 10 years needed a better reason to continue. 
Here’s how it all started. 

In 2003 I was eating at a Taco Bell in Clarion PA with my girlfriend at the time, casually discussing today’s road trip to Cook’s Forest.   To be clear, my head was still swimming from a recent tournament I had won.  The extreme training had been paying off, my opponents were respectively destroyed.   I love the taste of war and peace.  The very nature of their difference satisfies both aspects of a dynamic Yin and Yang.  At this time I did not yet understand the nature of war.  We exist within our own peace, a daily acceptable norm; and yet mostly if we are to experience war, it is often an instinctual choice for the chosen few.  So this girlfriend was giving me a connective look, as my mind experiences a peripheral matrix of feedback.  There were foreign men eating two booths away, and they were speaking a language I didn’t quite understand.  One of them slowly said “Vale Tudo” which is the Brazilian Portuguese word for “No Rules” in reference to early MMA fighting.  I turned and asked the men if they were speaking Portuguese.  I was hoping they were Brazilians who did Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.  One of the men corrected me, and said they were Greek and followed the sport of MMA.  The man who said Vale Tudo also informed me that he trained a lot, and sometimes trained with Jimmy (James Terlecki) and that I should come by some time and train.  This man was Mike Mihas, King of Pancrase.   However, I misjudged him.  He didn’t look like a fighter, and I was used to men talking the talk and not walking the walk.  Talk is cheap. 

(I recently asked Mike Mihas about his memory of this meeting.  He had not started working in the area, but was on the road for a meeting in New York when we met.  After the meeting, he was going to compete in a North American Grappling Association tournament. ) This amazes me because this chance encounter was the start of something that wouldn’t begin for almost 10 more years. 

Eight months later my steady love interest was staying at an unofficial Sorority house in Clarion, PA near the college, and I used this questionable relationship to get more training in.  Throughout the week I wrestled with division 1 college wrestlers at the University, and afterwards would privately train one of the coaches for future MMA fights (He ended up being undefeated).  After training, I would return to the college brothel where I was staying; excuse me, an educational Coven where I would take a much needed shower.  I would then head to the town south of Clarion to train with a brutish MMA team called “Team Nowhere”.  They all had the most incredible nick names such as “Short Fuse” and “Time Bomb”.  The first thing I noticed about these fighters is that they would spar at 100% wearing the tiny 4 ounce gloves at the end of class.  Seriously, who does that?  I was kind of impressed at how badass they were, despite their overall lack of technique.  One of the members I took to very quickly.  His name was Garrett (Time Bomb), a 240 pound MMA fighter who had the ability to pick you up from almost any position.  Most grapplers require specific positioning in order to lift someone; it didn’t matter to Time Bomb if you were far away or not, or if the grip wasn’t ideal.  You were a paper weight, and could be slammed from shoulder level if required.  Training with them was great, and they often let me to teach various Jiu Jitsu Techniques.   On the days “Team Nowhere” didn’t have class I would drive to New Castle, PA and train with Mike Demko’s Wrecking Crew for two to three hours.  Every Sunday I would meet at Wrecking Crew for a semi private training session with Tony Arvelo and Allen Seabolt where we would grapple for four hours with no breaks.  During this period of time, it wasn’t hard to average 10-14 hours of training a week. 

Unfortunately, sometimes drama attempted to ruin the perfect evening after returning from training on the nights when I stayed in Clarion.  There was a local underground fraternity in the area called KDR, and they were surprisingly popular.  They were also well known for raping the 18 year olds after they would take their much anticipated first drink of alcohol at a college party.  Some used date rape drugs, and yet their popularity never waned.  These Frat brothers enjoyed pulling pranks on people, and in these moments the Dove of peace never graced me with its presence.  I associated them with full bore rage; predators are no friend of mine.  One wrong move on their part and it was going to be ON.  It wasn’t long before they made a mistake.  It had been a tiring week, and I had been fighting people in training for 5 hours one particular day.  This was all the MMA Sparing, Division 1 wrestling, and fast paced Jiu Jitsu any normal athlete could handle.  I wasn’t really interested in any more action.  Then I heard a scream from the hallway.  Several of the frat boys were storming into the house wearing Gorilla masks and their underwear, and I interrupted them just as they started to enter the bathroom where my girlfriend was taking a shower.  Several of the frats never hit the ground before they landed at the other end of the hallway.  They were unable to move before their friends landed right on top of them.  I piled the bodies up high, but not before someone decided to charge.  They were lifted high into the air by their neck and throw back onto the pile.  The walls were their therapy, knocking sense into them faster than a scared strait program.  Such a strange expression on a Gorilla mask face.  It had to be a “?”, because what the F just happened?  I was ready to fight a horde within the house, but knew that taking the fight to the backyard wouldn’t end well.  However, my cell phone had phone numbers of some of the scariest MMA fighters around.  Whatever happened tonight would be interesting.  The frats ran out of the house before a threatening phone call buzzed the house.  The president of the fraternity immediately called the girls to find out who was throwing their members around, because that person is dead.  After they told him who it was, it was at that point the president officially gave me permission to throw their members around any time I wanted to.  This story would have been more entertaining if I had called in “Time Bomb” and “Short Fuse”. 

Nine years later, things were slowing down for the most part.  I was now training at Next Level in Austintown, and was really starting to vibe with my fellow training partner Mike Mihas.  People talked about him like a Legend, but I tend to ignore such feedback.  Before we connected, I didn’t associate a face with the name.  When we trained together for the first time a week later, it was a unique experience.   Mike would systematically attempt to funnel people into danger; forced steps forward, no steps back.  After several months of training together, we started a deep discussion about winning future matches and championships.  I was admittedly burned out from competition, having competed in countless matches for a reason that is now elusive.  Mike asked me to do one more, just one more tournament with him and that would be it.  Combative baby steps, a more easily accepted compromise.  Mike setup a time for me to train at another gym.  It was time to prepare for war by creating an endless skirmish.  In case you didn’t know, Mike Mihas is a World Champion in Pancration; another rare distinction is that he has won many advanced divisions in the tri-state area and fought in early MMA matches.  I was already attending day and evening classes at Next Level in Austintown, Ohio.  Would there be enough time to make it to all of the classes?  Mike recommended that I attend every class. 

“Alright”

Mike invited me to come to Clarion so I could visit the local gyms where he had been training recently. What?  Pure nostalgia, how could I say no?  The plan was to visit Team Nowhere and a new gym called Clarion MMA.  Going back to how Mike doesn’t accept no, he sort of works around the problem or excuse and gives you a solution that may or may not actually sound good.  That’s the problem with the training we do, it makes for lightning fast problem solving. 

Over the next two weeks time I attended four morning classes (8-10 hours) and six evening classes at Next Level in Austintown (12 hours), four morning classes at Clarion MMA (8 hours), and one class at Team Nowhere (2 hours).  Mike was leading the charge.  Wherever we went, the instructor at the gym would try to get us to grapple each other.  Apparently they wanted a break from both of us.  Mike would refuse, “haha no we are good, we train together all the time”. 


This amount of training is exhausting, and each gym is hours away from the next.  When you train this much you end up developing incredible amounts of comfort and timing, but little energy to actually finish people.  After a rest period, you absolutely finish people.  Now we had completed the training agreement, an obligation fulfilled.  I followed in the footsteps of a World Champion, with a little less Greek swagger.  The unknown man who spoke of Vale Tudo I bumped into at Taco Bell in 2003 was now sharing mat time and the adventure of a lifetime; living the lifestyle of a Jiu Jitsu bum.  Many months later, Mike called in a “favor”.  Sort of like dealing with the (Greek) Mafia, Mike influenced me to compete with him at the PACS tournament.  That’s when we shifted to war, and began our original story: “Enter the Mihas”